| All I Needed to Know About Life I learned from Santa |
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Always remember who's naughty and who's nice. Don't pout. It's as much fun to give as it is to receive. Some days it's ok to feel a little chubby. Make your presents known. Always ask for a little bit more than what you really want. Bright red can make anyone look good. Wear a wide belt and no-one will notice how many pounds you've gained. If you only show up once a year, everyone will think you're very important. Whenever you're at a loss for words, say: "HO, HO, HO!" |
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Encourage people to believe in you. 