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 The human body has mystified scientist for centuries and with statistics like the ones we've compiled for you, its is no wonder! Here are some fun facts sure to surprise everyone.
- The largest cell in thehuman body is the female egg adn the smallest is the male sperm
- A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball
- It takes food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach
- Human thighbones are stronger than concrete
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 Flying on an airplane can be one of the most fascinating and exciting things you do in your life--but it can also be your worst nightmare. There is nothing that can turn your relaxing flight into high stress quicker than turbulence, a screaming child or stale peanuts given by not so customer friendly flight attendants. Despite these rare setbacks at the end of the day air travel is still America's favorite means of transportation. Here is some flying humor sure to keep even the most seasoned flyers in high spirits.
Airline Announcements:
1. United Flight Attendant announced, "People, people we're not picking out furniture here, find a seat and get in it!"
2. On landing, the FLIGHT ATTENDANT said, "Please be sure to take all of your belongings. If you're going to leave anything, please make sure it's something we'd like to have."
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 Summer is the time when we ditch the office and school assignments and take some quality times with friends and family. So this summer when you're at the game with some friends or taking a family vacation to Disney World, escape the heat of summer with some cool summer jokes that will bring a smile to everyone around. Whether you're cooking out, swimming, or at band camp, these will keep you laughing.
July 4th Humor Only In America: -Do people order double cheeseburgers, a large fry and a diet coke -Do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave useless things and junk in boxes in the garage -do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters -can you get a pizza to your house faster than an ambulance -do we have drive up ATM machines with Braille for the blind |
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 Many people are familiar with the law that anything can go wrong will go wrong. The origin of this law starts in 1949 at Edward's Air Force Base. Capt. Edward A. Murphy was working on Air Force Project MX981 which was designed to see how much deceleration a person could stand in a crash.
After discovering several problems with wiring done by a project technician, Murphy said, "If there is any way to do it wrong, he'll find it." A project manager overheard the conversation and added to a list of laws he was collecting.
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 On St. Patrick's Day, everyone is Irish. So this year make sure you're full of Irish humor and sayings! Here are some of our favorites for you. Happy St. Patrick's Day!
Humor for kids:
1. What do you call a fake rock in Ireland?
-A Sham Rock
2. When is an Irish Potato not an Irish Potato?
-When it is a FRENCH fry!
3. Why shouldn’t you iron a 4-leaf clover?
-Because you don’t want to press your luck!
4. Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
-Because they are always a little short.
5. What would you get if you crossed Christmas with St. Patrick’s Day?
-Santa O'Claus |
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 Here are some Valentine's Day humor just in time for Valentine's Day.
- What did the boy elephant say to the girl elephant on Valentine's Day?
I love you a ton!
- What did the boy bat say to the girl bat on Valentine's Day?
You're fun to hang around with!
- What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?
You're purrr-fect for me!
- What did the boy pickle say to the girl pickle on Valentine's Day?
You mean a great dill to me!
- What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's Day?
I'm nuts about you!
- Did you hear about the romance in the tropical fish tank?
It was a case of guppy love. |
 Here are some little known, very interesting facts about Texas .
1. Beaumont to El Paso: 742 miles
2. Beaumont to Chicago: 770 miles
3. El Paso is closer to California than to Dallas
4. World's first rodeo was in Pecos, July 4, 1883.
5. The Flagship Hotel in Galveston is the only hotel in North America built over water.
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 Need to be cheered up:
Happy, Texas 79042
Pep, Texas 79353
Smiley, Texas 78159
Paradise, Texas 76073
Rainbow, Texas 76077
Sweet Home, Texas 77987
Comfort, Texas 78013
Friendship, Texas 76530
Love the Sun:
Sun City, Texas 78628
Sunrise, Texas 76661
Sunset, Texas 76270
Sundown, Texas 79372
Sunray, Texas 79086
Sunny Side, Texas 77423
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Make sure that everyone you know is ready for the holidays by sending them a Christmas Countdown! |
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 As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the usual, "And what would you like for Christmas?"
The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped: "Didn't you get my E-mail?" |
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 Encourage people to believe in you.
Always remember who's naughty and who's nice. Don't pout. |
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When you stop believing in Santa Claus
is when you start getting clothes for Christmas. |
 For many of us, our favorite part about the holiday season is the food that comes with it. It’s those secret family recipes you only get twice a year that make Thanksgiving and Christmas our favorite time of the year. As a way to share the joy of the holidays, you can pass around some of those wonderful dishes to your family and friends this year. Not much of a cook? Well here are some of our favorite recipes that will be certain spread some Christmas cheer this year! |
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 Ode to Thanksgiving
To our national birds: The American Eagle, The Thanksgiving Turkey.May one give us peace in all our states, and the other a piece for all our plates!
Shopping for Turkey; Encountering A Grocery Store Turkey
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked the stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy answered, "No ma'am, they're dead."
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Parenting humor. Parenting tip on how to keep your sense of humor is a proven method of protecting your sanity. This is a story of a father who talks to his six-year-old boy about marriage.
A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marry the little girl across the street.
The father, being modern and well-schooled in handling children, hid his smile behind his hand.
"That's a serious step," he said.
"Have you thought it out completely?"
"Yes," his young son answered. "We can spend one week in my room and the next in hers. It's right across the street, so I can run home if I get scared of the dark."
"How about transportation?" the father asked.
"I have my wagon, and we both have our tricycles,"
the little boy answered.
The boy had an answer to every question the father raised.
Finally, in exasperation, his dad asked,
"What about babies? When you're married,
you're liable to have babies, you know."
"We've thought about that, too," the little boy replied.
"We're not going to have babies.
Every time she lays an egg,
I'm going to step on it!"
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